Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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