the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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