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She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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