Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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