It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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