Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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