ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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