next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.