My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You are a genius and a whore.