woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?