I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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