I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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