HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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