After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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