North Korea, Best Korea!
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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