k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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