The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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