we're blogging at a bar
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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