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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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