i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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