im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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