Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
