This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i have herpe
just one?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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