do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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