I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'd cum for enchiladas.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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