Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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