Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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