You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He did a backflip because drugs
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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