Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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