It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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