and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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