Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
