Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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