Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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