Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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