dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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