So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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