A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the day after is always just damage control
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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