so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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