I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i dont even know how to be here
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
