Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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