You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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