Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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