Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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