Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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