Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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