Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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