Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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