Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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