my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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