If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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