Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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