Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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