Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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