In the future we'll all be gay
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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