no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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