Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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