D3 body, D1 cock
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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