At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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