awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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